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Wed Sep 30, 2009, 12:07 PM
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The Onion Cupcakes OC Couples Quiz

First, pick a few of your couples. No more than five and no less than two (you can do more or less if you really want to but it might be really long or really short…;).

mark and jay
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Answer the following questions from the guy’s perspective (or, in the case of same sex couples, the one who wears the pants in the relationship or whoever you want to go first…;)

1. What exactly was it about this partner that he was attracted to?
mark: hate to be vile but probably his ass


2. So, here’s a scenario for you: some guy is hitting relentlessly on your significant other? What do you do?
mark: grab him and leave

3. Where did they take their significant other to on their first date? Details plz!
mark: the mall then my house and stuff like that

4. So, do you think of yourself as possessive?
mark: not really, no

5. Do you regret taking in your significant other?
mark: nope

6. Any angry Ex’s we need to be aware of?
Mark: no again

7. What physical traits do you find most attractive about your significant other?
mark: i like how he's all girly and stuff


8. Are they hot?
mark: yeah

9. Do you think YOU’RE hot?
mark: i guess

10. Have you met your significant other’s family? What was the outcome of that meeting if you have?
mark: yeah, i met his grandma, she yells and stuff, it's pretty funny


Alright, now we’re going to let the women answer some questions! (Or the one who’s not um…wearing the pants in the relationship…;)

11. So, having read the above questions, what do you think about the way you’re significant other answered them?
jay: boringly

12. Okay, so some young, supple woman is hitting on your man. What do you do?
jay: throw a fit


13. Where do you like your significant other to take you on dates?
jay: anywhere is fine, but i don't really like to leave

14. What is one thing you wish you could change about your significant other?
jay: i don't know

15. Disregarding the laws of physics, nature, and gravity… what would the children of you and your significant other be like?
jay: oh terrible! they'd suck!

16. As a follow up to the above question, do you want kids?
jay: no

17. So…. Who is really in charge of the two of you ^_~
jay: me!

18. So, have you or are you living together? If not, would you want to? If you are, are you happy?
jay: yeah we live together and it's cool

19. So, what do you like most about your significant other?
jay: he's hot!

20. Vanilla or Chocolate?
jay: both

Alright, so now you get to answer some questions together! =) This should be fun…

21. Alright… what movies do you enjoy watching together and why?
mark: i usually sleep through part of any movie
jay: horror!


22. So…what would be your nightmare date? ^^
mark: disneyworld
jay: i can't think of one


23. Okay, as a follow up to the question above, what would be your dream date?
mark: something quiet
jay: not going anywhere

24. AWKWARD QUESTION TIME~! <3 How is your love life? (No graphic details plz…;)
mark: ...good?
jay: okay

25. So, what are your plans for the future?
mark: i don't know
jay: stuff, i guess

26. MOAR AWKWARD QUESTIONS~! <3 What lies have you told your significant other?
mark: i'm not telling you
jay: i don't think i'm gonna post that shit, what are you? high?

27. Do y’all go on group dates?
mark: yeah
jay: unfortunatley

28. So, dates aside, what is your favorite thing to do together?
mark: sleep
jay: sex


29. Okay, second to last question. You’re almost done!!!! =) Are you and your significant other polar opposites, or do you ‘click’?
mark: i guess we "click"
jay: we get along


30. DANANANAAAAAA~! © Nintendo The last question! Alright, we’re wrapping things up! AND THE FINAL QUESTION IS: Who are you tagging to do this quiz? (…we totally did not run out of ideas or anything like that…;)

no one

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